Hambali 501st Regiment - “The Jokers”
“Only in death will they allow you to go back home.”
Imperial Guard (5th Edition)
Ed M (
emlynar@hotmail.com)
The Hambali System, also known as the “Waypoint to Terra”, is located at the mid-point between Holy Terra and Cadia. The system is known for its merchant activity, large star ports, and long serving Merchant Clans that facilitate the transfer of materials and men to Cadia.
Hambali only has 255 standing regiments and the 501st is an aberration. Because many of the officers are members of Clans that have a lot of influence, summary executions are not politically viable. Instead, the 501st was formed as a regiment to assign those who have problems with authority or have embarrassed the Clans in some way. Even the commissars assigned to the regiment have cut their careers short because of some political mistake or another.
Colonel Tyne Ciath
Acting Commander Officer, Hambali 501st Regiment
“Your battle-plan reeks of cowardice and urine.”
Colonel Tyne Ciath is best known for the incident when he urinated on the desk of Lord General Yonsil to express his displeasure with his most recent changes to his battle plans during the Givins Rebellion. Because the Ciath Clan held significant interests in the merchant exchanges of the Hambali System, execution would not have been the politically correct course of action.
Colonel Ciath was assigned as Acting Commanding Officer of the Hambali 501st Regiment after a friendly-fire incident took the life of General Reavus after the light from Astronomican became too weak to shine in the False Hope sector where the regiment was stationed. Strangely, there was no battle recorded on the day of the general’s death.
Siabolst Ghan
Primaris Psyker
"I'm 224 years old. Forgive me if I'm grumpy in the morning."
Ghan, a former inquisitor, still fights for the Emperor but has released himself from the shackles of the Imperium. Wanted by the Inquisition and Chaos alike, he will frequently lead the Jokers into battle with his Psyker Battle Squad.
Commissar Neth Stykes
Commissar, Hambali 501st Regiment
“THAT?!? It’s only a flesh wound! Apply a tourniquet above the knee, get off your arse, pick up your frakkin’ gun and get back into fight!”
Commissar Stykes was assigned to the Hambali 501st after performing a summary execution of Colonel Yuthis for cowardice. Colonel Yuthis was the only son of the Lord Governor of Hambali IV.
Major Colm “Ordy” Ortinez
Master of Ordinance, Fleet Liaison Officer, 14th Hambali Fleet
“What the frak did I do wrong to get assigned to you?”
Colm Ortinez was declared psychologically unfit for naval service and was assigned to the 14th Hambali Fleet in support of the 501st Regiment.
Lieutenant Stad Gorvinsk
Commander, First Platoon, Hambali 501st Regiment
“I bet you twenty cigarettes I can just graze his ear.”
Lt. Gorvinsk, once an aspiring leader in the Gorvinsk Merchant Clan, lost half of his family’s holdings in a single hand of Regincide. After being beaten severely by his uncle, he woke up in a infantry hospital wearing a uniform.
Sergeant Berg Barnes, aka “The Marlboro Man”
Sergeant, no assigned platoon, Hambali 501st Regiment
“I need a cigarette.”
Sgt. Barnes has walked away from experiences that should have killed him on multiple occasions. He completely lost his squad 37 times, being the sole survivor for some inexplicable reason. While he retains the rank of Sergeant, he no longer leads a squad as no one will follow him into battle.
First Squad
The Hambali 501st Tank Companies
During the War for False Hope Campaign, many changes were done to the organization of the Hambali 501st Regiment that were not sanctioned by the Departmento Munitorum. In fact, approval for these changes was never even asked for.
The challenges of the False Hope campaign forces the remnants of the smashed armor companies to work closely with the infantry companies of the Jokers. These remnants were brought together under the leadership of the 501st command structure and, over time, simply combined with the 501st Regiment.
The 501st Regiment now includes multiple armored companies. The First Tank Company, led by Lt. Ray Finkle, contains ten Leman Russ tanks with multiple weapon variants. The Second Company contains The Death Jester, a massive Baneblade that has seen multiple actions. The Third Company contains the Holy Hail, a Stormlord that is used as a mobile command post. The Fourth and Fifth Companies are support units that contain the lightly armored Hellhounds and other variants.
First Armored Company
Tank Squad Bravo
Riddler (B01) and Wise Crack (B02)
See more of Bravo Squad by clicking here.
Tank Squad Charlie
Bad Humor (C01) and Jester (C02)
See more of Charlie Squad by clicking here.
Kill List
C01 - Bad Humor
Dark Angel's Razorback
Dark Angel's Rhino
C02- Jester
Salamander's Predator
Dark Angel's Rhino
Third Armored Company
The Holy Hail - Stormlord variant
See more of the Holy Hail by clicking here.
The War for False Hope Campaign
3rd Place - 54 Points
Battles Won
6/6/2009 - The Battle for Jarata
7/21/2009 - The Battle for Orion Prime
8/15/2009 - The Hunt for Ghan
9/5/2009 - The Battle for Gunron
Battles Lost
5/27/2009 - The Battle for Lyseria
6/11/2009 - The Second Battle for Solus Grimm
8/29/2009 - The Battle for Lycos
9/19/2009 - The Battle for Sarosh
Battles Tied
5/23/2009 - The Battle for Sebastion's Strait
Battles Won
12/3/2009 vs.
Dark Angels (2000 pt Annihilation, score 7-4)
Battles Lost
11/22/2009 The Siege of Iron Hold. The Jokers, with the help of Keith's Plague Marines, defeated Erik's Marines/Imperial Guard/Grey Knights and Andy's Salamanders in a 10,000 pt PlanetStrike Apocalypse game.
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1/2/2010 victory against Charlie "Dark Lance" (Dark Eldar). 500 pts. modified missions from the War for False Hope rulebook.
1/10/2010
Battle for Berks Tournament. Second place overall winner.